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Saturday, January 1st, 2005

Posted by:rockofpeace.
Time:10:38 pm.
Hey I'm Jody. and i rock. well...at least i think i do. I'm new here so be nice to me. actually i dont care if you are me and my friends treat each other like shit. i'm 15 and i live in a really stupid town called boyertown... its in se PA and it SUCKS. i dont think i dont suck... so thats that. i can be pretty sucky sometimes. but can't we all? as for people i am better than? how about everyone! haha no... hmm... i am better than those idiots who do drugs and smoke and stuff cause thats dumb and they think theyre awesome for doing it...but theyre really not. music... yes... music is good. i like greenday, the libertines, acdc, hawthorne heights, bayside, weezer... all sorts of stuff. so thats all... as for a photo... ( let the words paint a picture )
Comments: go ahead and try.

Saturday, September 18th, 2004

Subject:fucking hurt me
Posted by:rad_kidd.
Time:7:14 pm.
Mood: cynical.
the names Andi... im from the suckest place on earth long beach,MS... haha maybe thats why i suck...

I may suck.. i dunno. but biotch im pretty damn fun to hang out with just ask anyone who lives here.

THE BEST BAND IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD IS ***THE DOORS*** if you dont know them. then go die,.if you never listened to them. then go die. if you dont like them then go die. if you you never heard of them.. then go die. basically go die if you dont like the doors.
other good bands:oasis, nirvana

Im better than every stuck up loser at my school... They are so stuck up they... well they need to go die.

No pictures today losers
Comments: 3 nice tries - go ahead and try.

Saturday, July 10th, 2004

Subject:Merely Me.
Posted by:brighteyesx.
Time:10:33 pm.
Mood: amused.

My name is Stephaine.

I'm a mere thirteen years old

I live in Ohio.

+this is me+Collapse )

i don't suck because...i just got my braces off...i love to walk down hallways...my musical tastes are effing awesome...my friends all love me...i'm an idol to the littler ones...i'm left handed.

i'm better than...you, nick, jeff, geoff, daniel, everyone at talawanda, hilary, the cheerleaders..the popular...the punks...the goths..the jocks...the freaks...everyone....

my music? brighteyes//cursive//alexisonfire//sexpistols//savestheday//coheedncambria//someotherpeople




love me.

Comments: 6 nice tries - go ahead and try.

Saturday, May 15th, 2004

Posted by:colormeblood.
Time:4:52 pm.
we're still awesomer than you. and youre anonymous comments.

ps. lj is dying
Comments: 1 nice try - go ahead and try.

Saturday, March 27th, 2004

Posted by:ndsxsoxabruptly.
Time:6:25 pm.
Comments: 1 nice try - go ahead and try.

Posted by:blood_redsummer.
Time:9:57 am.
Mood: crappy.
shit fuck.Collapse )
Comments: 4 nice tries - go ahead and try.

Wednesday, February 11th, 2004

Posted by:ndsxsoxabruptly.
Time:10:52 pm.

Go here http://www.nat.org/nattoons/
my favorites are "kama sutra" "private moments in our lives" and "primary tastes and the shapes they remind me of"
Comments: 1 nice try - go ahead and try.

Monday, January 26th, 2004

Posted by:descendent642.
Time:11:01 pm.
It has been awhile since someone awesome posted on this website. I think this weekend I'm going to see "You Got Served" because that movie looks soooooo shitty and crappy that it is going to be awesome.
Comments: go ahead and try.

Sunday, January 25th, 2004

Posted by:100storiesdown.
Time:1:35 pm.
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<img src=http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/100storiesdown/heil.jpg>

i am awesome because that is a picture of my brother. He thinks he's Hitler...

I also enjoy good music, such as:
+Tv on the Radio
+The Dismemberment plan
+Virgin Megawhore
+The Faint
+black eyes
+Lightning bolt
+melt banana
+the Rapture
ect. ect.

I am also good at Monopoly, which makes me even more awesome

I can draw pictures of robots.

and I can eat 15 tacos in one sitting, but i am not fat, in fact, i am extremly skinny.

And this is my picture:

<img src=http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/100storiesdown/melanie.jpg>

i look kind of possesed in it.

Comments: 4 nice tries - go ahead and try.

Wednesday, January 7th, 2004

Subject:We win
Posted by:colormeblood.
Time:4:08 pm.
Hi 5s withKnives (4:06:55 PM): thats what im putting on your gravestone
Hi 5s withKnives (4:07:11 PM): john hubball making people cry and eating babies from 1984-??
Hi 5s withKnives (4:07:16 PM): 2005
Hi 5s withKnives (4:07:21 PM): thats about when someone will kill you
johns all like (4:07:22 PM): you're giving me that long?
Hi 5s withKnives (4:07:45 PM): yeah i figure at school you elongate your time
Hi 5s withKnives (4:07:52 PM): you are playing 2 courts
johns all like (4:08:04 PM): yeah
johns all like (4:08:09 PM): but wouldn't that shorten my time?
Hi 5s withKnives (4:08:36 PM): no it builds and then you get to take breaks from each
Hi 5s withKnives (4:08:39 PM): at convienient times
Hi 5s withKnives (4:08:49 PM): plus, no one knows for sure where you are at any given point
johns all like (4:09:11 PM): i'm like saddam
johns all like (4:09:23 PM): minus the genocide
Comments: 1 nice try - go ahead and try.

Wednesday, December 17th, 2003

Posted by:colormeblood.
Time:3:41 pm.
Just posting to remind people that everyone else sucks.

Yippe kiyiyay mutha effers.
Comments: go ahead and try.

Sunday, December 7th, 2003

Posted by:descendent642.
Time:1:23 pm.
This past weekend I saw the most awesomely awesome movie ever to be made. Ok now I will tell you the movie and a lot of you will be like, I heard that movie was called one of the worst movies ever made in years. But we rented it watched it and never laughed so hard in our lives. And not laughing at it, but laughing with it, it was hilarious. "Boat Trip" with Cuba Gooding Jr. and Horatio Sanz, is without a doubt one of the funniest best movies to be made. If you don't remember it's about Cuba gets dumped so him and his buddy horatio decided to go on a cruise, but they got put on a gay cruise and hilarity insues.
Comments: 1 nice try - go ahead and try.

Thursday, December 4th, 2003

Subject:lj-cut is for suckers with syphallis of the face
Posted by:ndsxsoxabruptly.
Time:9:23 am.
JohnHubball Says: alright so our school has this email system, where you can email eveyryon at school
JohnHubball Says: so people lately have been selling things like, cars and stereos on it
JohnHubball Says: yesterday, i offered my companionship
JohnHubball Says: they removed me from all mailing lists now
JohnHubball Says: fuckers
Hi 5s withKnives: are you serious@?
Hi 5s withKnives: hahahahahahahahhaahahah
JohnHubball Says: ok, lemme show you what i sent
JohnHubball Says:

For Sale: Companionship for one week. This implies nothing physical, just laughs and a good ol’ time. Various colors available. Comes with: shoes, fully clothed, and joke book. Now, you may see offers like this out there on your ebays and your amazon.coms, however, this companion requires no shipping and is new in box. Mint condition. Willing to trade for Ghost Busters on DVD O.B.O.

Thank you,

John Hubball

P.S. Nothing physical is greatly emphasized.

Your request to the Sale mailing list

Posting of your message titled "Companionship"

has been rejected by the list moderator. The moderator gave the following reason for rejecting your request:

"Your message has been deemed inappropriate by the moderator. You have also been removed from all mailing lists."

Any questions or comments should be directed to the list administrator


JohnHubball Says: it was too awesome
JohnHubball Says: but at what a price?
JohnHubball Says: i got unsubscribed from fuckin everything
JohnHubball Says: i'm gonna email these guys back
JohnHubball Says: saying, oh you think you've won? well i'll just have my friends forward me all the emails they receive
JohnHubball Says: whose laughing now!!!!!
JohnHubball Says: and then it will be finished
JohnHubball Says: they'll have to stop sending everyone emails
JohnHubball Says: and i will be victorious
JohnHubball Says: i can't believe this shit
JohnHubball Says: its totally bonk
Comments: 12 nice tries - go ahead and try.

Sunday, November 30th, 2003

Subject:all that is awesome
Posted by:mudipherus.
Time:12:13 am.
before i begin,
be awesome to each other
the power of awesome is with youCollapse )
Comments: 6 nice tries - go ahead and try.

Monday, November 10th, 2003

Subject:Keepin it Real
Posted by:colormeblood.
Time:6:55 pm.
This is a quiz i took. Mind you, i'm an engineering student, at one of the top 5 engineering schools in the US of A. And this is the quiz i handed in.

Directions: Revise the following sentences to be more specific

1. I like casseroles.
A. I think casseroles are the cat's pajamas.

2. Too many people have been absent.
A. If people keep missing class, heads are going to roll.

3. The plane left.
A. The metal bird lifted off to its destination.

4. She read a book.
A. Her eyes absorbed the printed word.

5. Your paper was too general.
A. Please rewrite your paper; it is bad.

6. The class will write a research paper.
A. The students must complete busy work.

7. Some guy wants to see you.
A. A date rapist is waiting for you outside.
Note: Next to this response, the teacher wrote in red pen, ok

8. I feel nervous.
A. My knees are shaking, baby.

9. The house is dilapidated.
A. That run down shack is perfect to raise a family.

Note: At the top of the paper, the teacher wrote: Rewrite each sentence to be more specific rather than more poetic

I would have used lj cut but that was too awesome.
Comments: 4 nice tries - go ahead and try.

Friday, October 31st, 2003

Subject:Non Stop
Posted by:colormeblood.
Time:9:13 am.
Hey, atleast we accept it.

JohnHubball Says (9:12:14 AM): i'd probably hate them
Hi 5s withKnives (9:12:16 AM): yeah
Hi 5s withKnives (9:12:18 AM): probably
Hi 5s withKnives (9:12:27 AM): thats why im not going to hell as quickly as you
JohnHubball Says (9:12:35 AM): i'm going on rocket skates
JohnHubball Says (9:12:38 AM): there is nothing faster
Hi 5s withKnives (9:12:41 AM): yep
JohnHubball Says (9:12:53 AM): oh well, i'm excited for it
JohnHubball Says (9:13:00 AM): it'll be good giving satan a run for his money
Comments: go ahead and try.

Tuesday, October 28th, 2003

Subject:John & Sarah on: MONEY
Posted by:ndsxsoxabruptly.
Time:10:11 pm.
JohnHubball Says: i dress like a gay guy, so girls think i'm gay
JohnHubball Says: i'm very fashion savy though, so it throughs girls off
JohnHubball Says: i've decided thats my strength
JohnHubball Says: fashion savy
JohnHubball Says: we totally are
JohnHubball Says: and its sad
Hi 5s withKnives: haha.. i like clothes
JohnHubball Says: we are quote "the merchants of cool" end quote
JohnHubball Says: god it sucks we've become a statistic
JohnHubball Says: we're disgusting
Hi 5s withKnives: i like it
JohnHubball Says: and when i wear my new coat, everyones gonna get one
Hi 5s withKnives: hahahha omg my coat is haute
JohnHubball Says: i have this feeling
JohnHubball Says: and then i'm gonna not want it anymore
JohnHubball Says: i wore my jean jacket yesterday
JohnHubball Says: with my scarf and black hat
JohnHubball Says: i look soo mod
Hi 5s withKnives: very scene
JohnHubball Says: but i wore it last year!
JohnHubball Says: thats the thing
JohnHubball Says: and now its considered even more cool
Hi 5s withKnives: you know what, we should dress totally haute for the exit show and show up and act like we are better than everyone in the room
JohnHubball Says: lol yeah
JohnHubball Says: RICH GIRLS!!!!!
JohnHubball Says: this show is so awesome
JohnHubball Says: i can't believe this
Hi 5s withKnives: tehy easily spent over 10 grand each in the 5 minutes i watched
Hi 5s withKnives: im gonna piss my pants
JohnHubball Says: and they could have gotten better clothes for chepaer
JohnHubball Says: but yeah, her dad is tommy hilfiger
JohnHubball Says: he's a shitty designer
JohnHubball Says: he's stuff is shit
JohnHubball Says: so is ralph laurens
JohnHubball Says: dkny and kenneth cole is where its at
JohnHubball Says: fuckin hilfiger
JohnHubball Says: and atleast dkny and kc are worth it
Hi 5s withKnives: our theme song should be "cause were liiiiiving in a material world and i am a materiiiiiiiial girl"
Hi 5s withKnives: added bonus:its madonna
Hi 5s withKnives: 80s hullooooooooo
JohnHubball Says: and mine should be.. mr roboto
JohnHubball Says: or... born to be wild
Hi 5s withKnives: youre a material girl
JohnHubball Says: fine
JohnHubball Says: you can be high way to hell

JohnHubball Says: i want ally

JohnHubball Says: i've decided i'm going to make a million dollars a year by the time i'm 40
JohnHubball Says: i just decided that now
JohnHubball Says: that way i can make enough money to hang out with these people, then hate them all
JohnHubball Says: at their level
JohnHubball Says: and i win
Comments: go ahead and try.

Saturday, October 18th, 2003

Subject:taking over the internet.
Posted by:ndsxsoxabruptly.
Time:2:16 am.
Mood: amused.
incase you doubted even for a second...
Comments: go ahead and try.

Thursday, October 16th, 2003

Subject:my name is denver max
Posted by:be0therw0rldly.
Time:5:15 pm.
Mood: uncomfortable.
...i eat heart attacks...Collapse )
Comments: 2 nice tries - go ahead and try.

Subject:awesums all over the place
Posted by:jackscoldsweat.
Time:4:15 pm.
Mood: amused.
+1.) d to the eanna. in plain english: deanna. chi-town, il. ten+seven=seventeen
i'd like to get to know ya so i can show ya...Collapse )
Comments: 10 nice tries - go ahead and try.

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